Forever reblogging this.
And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now
I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up.
It’s you. It’ll be you when you piss me off and make me want to scream until my throat is sore. It’ll be you when I’m drunk and don’t remember where I am. It’ll be you when I’m 80 and my hair is gray. It is always going to be you. You are it for me. You are the one. You are the only one.